TL;DR
The only possible solution to the Kosovo (Kosovo and Metohija) problem—the solution which will result in permanent peace on the entire Balkan peninsula and peace between us and our Albanian brothers—lies in the CONDITIONED RECOGNITION OF KOSOVO’S (KOSOVO AND METOHIJA’S) INDEPENDENCE, with the United Nations backing up the newly formed state. BOOM!! It’s time to gather up your courage and continue reading the text, instead of skipping the whole thing in order to leave an unwanted comment below.